What's on your mug?

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.

"Bugger off you douche canoe"

By t_tahiti

When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.

When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!

By Lilapowers

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend* My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

By JessDancer26

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

By ray90

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

By dglarn