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1. a disastrous and self-inflicted event or series of utterly calamitous events that result in outcomes which are the extreme exact opposite of good or ideal outcomes. 2. a state of narcissistic, authoritarian, [chaos]; to fall into such a state 3. to be in a state that is the utter exact opposite of [reality] and to be in emphatic denial of being in such a state even unto one’[s] and one’s [friend]’s destruction. 4. an individual who is so incredibly corrupt and devoid of moral clarity that any association with the individual is in and of itself corrupting

I. My birthday [party] got trumped. Interpretation: not only did I not celebrate my birthday but when I did mention the day, I was mocked for being a year older in [person] and on social media, made to reimburse my friends for all of the gifts they bought me even if I didn't want the gifts in the first place, and then when I mentioned I wasn't having a good time, was threatened for libel and then was told at gun point that this was an [amazing] day for me, that this was actually a birthday [party] like the world has [never] seen, and that my thoughts of displeasure were fake and had been subconsciously implanted in my mind by President Barack [Obama]. II. After new management arrived, the organization got trumped. Things were so bad we all [left] to go to the competition. III. The Fall of the Roman Empire can be attributed to none other than a series of trump-like emperors. IV. Sometimes, [delusional] leaders will trump in order to maintain morale among their lieutenants and followers, despite all the warning signs that things around them are collapsing V. Everyone who “went to bat” for President Trump, had their reputations utterly trumped. Quite a few of them ended up serving extended prison time for crimes ranging from lying to Congress to treason against the state.

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