What's on your mug?

some dipshit driving a econobomb with a shitload of shit attached to it with crazy glue, but no go-parts. also known as curb-muncher, rice burner and rice rocket. known to handle like shit, accelerate slower than molasses in antartica going up a hill and a semi with 40,000LBs of shit attached. vehicle can also be a butchered pickup truck, assuming it has all the mods a car type would with one of the following: spinners, hydraulics, hydraulic lift bed, hydraulic lift cab, all of the above antonyms: SEMI, tractor, lawn mower, snail, muscle car, any race car, sleepers, did i mention a semi?, nuclear supercarrier, top fuel dragster, u get my point

me(driving a 1965 Cobra): HEY DIPSHIT, WANNA RACE? idiot in a rice rocket: SURE DAWG, ILL WHUP YO SORRY ASS AND TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR AND MAKE IT COOL! me: shut up and drive, im way ahead of ya...by 15 miles...and i never broke 2200RPM

By 379

A word which is used to describe a car and/or the drivers mentality. A R.I.C.E. car, Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, is a car that is all show and no go with a driver who seems to think otherwise. You can usually spot a ricer by listening for a loud sound similar to a lawn mower and seeing a car with many colored body panels because they wrecked or a body kit that serves no function except to pu drag on the car. Real body kits help with a cars aerodynamics. A ricer mentality is just that, the mentality of a driver. Unfountunatly this can occur in drivers of even the best, non-rice automobiles. Usually because they have rich parents who buy them whatever they want, AKA, yuppies. You can usually spot drivers who have this horrible disease by how they act or what they do to their car. Say if they try to race you in a parking lot of your workplace with a Silver VW Hatchback just out of the blue when you are in a rush to get home, then they are ricers in a nice non-rice car. And in this case, too inept to know how to race.

RICE car: Car with a super large wing even though it is FWD, dual exhaust for one cylinder bank(if not stock from factory), oversized chrome rims which drag on the car, bodykit that does nothing but put more drag on the car, stickers for parts not even on the car, that was lowered improperly via heating the coil springs or using shorter springs but not setting the camber right. Ricer Mentality: Guy/Girls who think their car can beat anything and don't have any idea of its limitations(meaning they don't know how to handle their car but think they do and criticize others who do know what they are doing). Anybody who doesn't even know how to race even on a legal stretch of pavement(search youtube for "sad ricers drag racing fail")

By scottfail

Before the kingdom of Seualo in acient Western Europe 650 AD The slang for Japanese field workers as meaning disrepect to their culture.

The Ricer over there is noting but a slave and a dog.

By Asin Smith

Usually someone who buys a used Honda Civic for $2,000 and upgrades it with $10,000 in modifications, and then wishes they had bought that ultra-cool Scion that looks like the box that came in the mail with all of my sex toys in it.

Hey man, you stupid ricer! You could have bought that Scion and been the least aerodynamic piece of shit on the road!

By your face

Synonym for/contraction of Rice Rocket.

There is *one* advantage to living in SLO -- only rarely do I see a ricer.

By The Grammar Nazi