A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Thomas.
Guy 1: God Thomas is such a simp Guy 2: Ik imagine being Thomas couldn’t be me
By im not a simp
A Simp is someone who is overly nice to women with the goal to get in a relationship with them even if it means ditching his best friends. They usually never get any women tho.
Dude 1:Jack won’t stop talking to the girls and he doesn’t hang out with the boys. Dude 2: He is a simp
By Dog shampoo
a girl who does weird shit to get a guy to like her
this bitch a simp ;)
By 5L_GliZzOcK
simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin' but is a fuckin wuss becasue he is so sprung on some hoe hints the simp
simpin' aint eassyyyyyy
By Dirty q
1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated. 2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp. 1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do." 1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch. 2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there." 2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps. 2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
By Fatlips