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New Jersey is the epitome of what the United States of America wishes it were as a whole: an affluent, educated, close-knit, and generally safe place to live. We have more millionaires and diners here than anywhere else, and we like it that way. We feel the need to drop the "New" in our name since no one gives a shit about the "old" Jersey across the Atlantic, so fuck them. Accent? Yeah, what's it to ya?--Joisey? Fuck that asshole whoever spread that rumor. The people here are in fact better than anyone in your third-world state since they know you are just a scuzz trying to blindly badmouth the best place on Earth due to pure jealosy. Girls here aren't skanky, and we drive fast because we actually have shit to do, unlike your hillbilly self who sits around playing the banjo or some shit. In conclusion, you wish you were a resident in the greatest state ever concieved.

Person from Pennsylvania: "Your state smells." -Reply from a real New Jersey resident: "That's because we're stuck next to your hick-ass shithole of a state, so go fuck yourself." Person from the South: "I'm lost on the Turnpike." -Reply from a real New Jersey resident: "Turn the fuck around before you drop our statewide IQ 20 points."

By MK Tags

A state that is defined by the following characteristics: 1. A lot of highways. 2. A lot of malls. 3. Factories and dismal neighborhoods near NYC and Philadelphia. 4. Very rich suburbs elsewhere. 5. Newark.

"Oh, you're from New Jersey? Off of which exit?"

By NewJerseyan

Truly the best state in the nation. We're the richest in terms of income. So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world! We also pimp because we're in between New York City and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is California and that's too freakin' big. Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the emo bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas. We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's Princeton). Harvard is actually second. Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. Morris County, Somerset County, and Hunterdon County are richer than the rest of the damn country. We're home of LAX, manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom. Short Hills Mall anyone? We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it. Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.

Non New Jersey-ite: Oh, you're from New Jersey? New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas. *Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*

By MERREM

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey? person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent Me :: pulls out 9 ::

By Keith

okay okay, i sat back and read half the definitions that these white people in Jersey typed and i dont have a problem with it at all. Yes, Jersey is the best place, but its also one of the poorest places also. Majority of the people in the South Jersey area such as Hanover, Brick, Hamilton and all that other stuff has it kinda good that the people up in Essex and Union County. New Jersey is by far the only state to have the most safest and most dangerous city in the nation. But if you havent noticed, there's 2 most safest cities (Hamilton and Brick) and 4 most dangerous cities. (Trenton, Camden, Newark, & Jersey City) What does that tell you? Yes, Jersey is the home of plenty celebrities and happens to be one of the best places you can be from. But dont come and think everything will be all smiles and laughter because you're thinking wrong. Take a trip to Irvington, East Orange, or Elizabeth with a nice sidekick or even a cell phone. Let's just hope you make it out alive.

New Jersey, home of the good and the bad, expect the un-expected.

By RACE325