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Monica

A girl who is pretty but is a bitch. she makes fun of other people for being flat when she is fucking concave as all hell. she is constantly fishing for compliments and is a thirsty hoe. She is always telling you who you can and can't like and if you say something like mac n' cheese she will be like "OMG DONT SAY THAT" and she is constantly on snapchat saying how she is fat when in reality she is not. Monica is the kind of person who will hang out with all of the hot guys and never let anyone else talk to them. Monica is a hoe who will bend over for any hot guy she sees. Monica is a slut.

God don't be such a monica

By slasher34

Monica

Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.

Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt? Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica. Person 3: Hey! That's my wife! Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.

By FUNNYBUN

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