Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.
Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?
Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.
Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!
Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.
By FUNNYBUN