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christianity

it's a religion that worships one god and all things nice and good. however, it was ruined by corrupt city officials putting bad messages in the bible, rabid followers starting huge wars over a nonexistent god, the idea that humans have to be "saved" because eve "ate the apple" or some dumb shit like that, the belief that all people who are not white straight christians should be killed and go to hell, etc. christians are known for their hatred, not the good and love they claim to practice. in short, complete blasphemy and If i could press a button to emliminate all the christianity in the world, i would do it. And all the ex-christians would thank me for freeing them from their unenlightened cult-like ways.

christianity is bullshit that says you are going to hell if: you are not christian you are gay you look in the mirror too much you eat too much you have sex out of supposed "wedlock" you don't do their hocus-pocus rituals you exhibit any behavior which threatens the stability of their cult you have an easy job you don't kill any of the people mentioned above you don't believe in god gosh there's so many more i don't wanna bother.

By eric, or gavroche

Christianity

The belief that there is a loving entity out there that supposedly created our planet and us. This belief is complete nonsense. Because of a [paradox]. The [paradox] and it's explanation are below. Omniscience vs. Human Free will. A [Paradox]. Omniscience: Perfect knowledge of past and [future] events. Free will: Freedom to choose between alternatives without external coercion. Paradox: Statements or events that have contradictory and inconsistent properties. Proposal: Christianity cannot claim that [God] is omniscient and also claim that humans have free will. The claims form a paradox, a falsehood. Reasoning: If [God] is omniscient then even before we are born [God] will have complete knowledge of every decision we are going to make. Any apparent choice we make regarding the acceptance or denial of Jesus as a savior is predetermined. This must be true to satisfy the assertion that [God] is omniscient. Effectively we have no choice in the matter. What we think is free will is an illusion. Our choices have been coerced since we exist and act according to the will of [God]. Alternatively if human free will is valid, meaning that the outcome of our decisions is not pre-determined or coerced, then [God] cannot be omniscient, since he would not know in advance our decisions. Continuation in the example

Question: If God knows the decision of every individual, before they are born, regarding the acceptance or denial of Jesus as a savior, then why does he create one set of individuals destined for heaven and another set destined for eternal damnation? This seems unjust, perverse and particularly evil. Conclusions: If [God] is omniscient then humans do not have free will (see argument above) and the apparent arbitrary choice of [God] to condemn many individuals to eternal damnation is evil. I.e. [God] does not possess the property of omni benevolence and is therefore not worth our attention. If humans have true free will then [God] cannot be omniscient (see argument above). If he is not omniscient then he also cannot be omnipotent since [knowledge] of the future is a prerequisite for total action. Without these abilities [God] can no longer be deemed a [god] – i.e. [God] does not exist. If humans do not have free will then the choice of whether to choose Jesus as a savior or not makes total nonsense of Christianity since the choice is pre-determined and we are merely puppets at the hands of an evil [monster].

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christianity

a religion that contradicts itself in its first idea. says its monotheistic but actually pagan. based on altered/changed message of Jesus. at least 90% of the bible is not Jesus' real message. genocides have been commited in its name because the white man was omni-important.

christian: Jesus rocks! me: so who is ur God. christian: Jesus Christ. me: but i thought u said he was the son of God. christian: ya that too. me: so hes the son of himself? christian: no the son of God. me: ok ok i think i got it hes the son of God but hes also a God. christian: guess so.. me: so its paganism. now i dunno if it actually states in the bible that Jesus is the Lord but thats the idea christians seem to have. christianity.

By justathought

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