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New Jersey

A plague sent from the North to ruin everyone's college experiences. Also a state near New York.

wow, college used to be fun...until kids from new jersey showed up. How come bars only play techno music and you can no longer wear sneakers or hats with tilted brims? Oh, because all these jersey kids just showed up and starting taking jager bombs and drinking coors light. Why did girls start hiding in their dorm rooms? Bc all these kids from new jersey keep trying to start fights over them to prove their manliness.

By alexeipfg

new jersey

The best damn state there is. New Jersey is in the tri-state area somewhere mashed inbetween New York, Philly and Delaware. I love how people from out of state "know" so much about Jersey! They think Jersey is dirty and so are the people! I bet they will say that "out of state"! From Atlantic City to Newark Jersey is full of the best mix of ITALIANS, BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, AND HINDU'S in the world! More people would agree we were the GARDEN STATE if they came and smoked some of our shit--Especially the shit from camden! oh, and Camden, aka, CMD, IS off the chain! People always talk shit and say dont go there at night, I BEEN THERE AT NIGHT! Plenty of times, aint nothin wrong wit that place! I was livin there and yea the shit is bad but damn, give it a fuckin break! Anyways, Jersey is the home of the most Bangin ITALIAN GIRLS and fine ass NIGGAS!

"New Jersey's Finest"

By Rachel Angelo

New Jersey

A Northeastern state strongly dependent on the New York City economy for their lively-hood. People come to live here who are looking for a suburban life, but can't afford to live in Connecticut. Famed for being trashy and smelly, probably because the state of Connecticut and city of New York pay them to take our gross trash off our hands for us. Not sure why they insist on charging obscene amounts of tolls to use their sub-par highways, when our great state allows them to commute on all our highways for free, probably because they suck and can't afford to pay for their highways on their own. Also known as the cancer of the tri-state. If you look around and see a 6-lane wide traffic jam, a shopping mall to one side and a land fill to the other, chances have it you're probably in New Jersey.

Wow... look how much New Jersey sucks. Yeahhh, thank God we're from Connecticut.

By dipsetbit*h

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