What's on your mug?

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

By Peaches&Boo

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

By Pv35

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across

" lean back sara…" " SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"

By Ha you thought

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock? Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

By Unknown Urban Dictionary User

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."

"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."

By G-Dale