What's on your mug?

A word that makes me upset for looking it up (almost as upset as looking up pineapple)

Who the fuck doesn't know what a banana is?!

By SadGirl4885

A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .

Man that banana was tasty That banana be Poppin Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear

By I am super cool

the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.

a banana is good

By @danner.1

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana Guy1: Yellow? Who dis? Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split! *laugh track plays Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

By GhostToastBanana

Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.

*bang* Now I eat the banana.

By Bricked