A man who was birthed looking like a peeled orange, yet his hair looks like a flat piece of corn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mexican woman: why is Trump’s wife thirty years older than him? :O Mexican child: mama his wife is a gold digger hoe :D Mexican woman: .
By BionicNooob
A rare sub-human species mainly consisted of one family spawned in the bowels of the New York City sewer system. Trumps are a vile, nasty, thin skinned, racist, raping, lying, self centered, unintelligent, criminal, fat, cheating, bad hair, treasonous, rosacea faced, demagogic, potentially incestuous, small handed creatures with an uncanny ability to con extremely dumb Americans.
Man says to wife on a Washington DC tour; "With all this damn security at the White House how in the hell did that God forsaken Trump get in here?"
By Puppychup
Stupid beyond anything imaginable
That person is Trump
By Azi Dahaka
A man who does not care for Butts that are flat, Cocks that are small, Daughters that don't call him "daddy", Elections that aren't rigged, Fingers that don't grab pussies, Gays, Handguns that don't kill, Ill-fitting dresses that don't show boobs, Jokes that are better than him, Kindergarteners that are smarter than him, Lights that are on, Money that doesn't grow on trees, Nuts that aren't in his mouth Opening doors for immigrants, Politicians that actually know what they are doing, Quick-thinkers that realize he is an ignoramus, Real facts, Sweeties that actually keep their hands to themselves, The hard truth that he is failing, Underwear that isn't lace, Voices that need to be heard, Women, but this Xenophobic man will not Yield for anything, not even a Zucchini that offers to fuck him in the ass.
trump is fucking everything up
By f-e-r-g-i-licious13
Another way of saying shit.
I'm going to huge Trump when we get home.
By Lupanis