What's on your mug?

Children the one thing everyone hates and the one thing i hopefully will never have

max: hey see those dumb children over their james: isnt that the orphanage?

By koroteki69

Michael Jackson Bait.

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all! Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now. Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in! Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what

By thecodie

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit

Person:u want some lucky charms? Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR! Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then.. Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈 Person:*sigh* …children…

By ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing." "I think you have problems."

By M0th3r's-M0nt3r

Unholy demons that are 3-11 year's old

Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell

By slushy