The mightiest of all tubers... perhaps even of all vegetation.
My brother once told me that my "lust for starchy food products was unquenchable" after seeing me make baked potatoes as a late night snack for the third consecutive night.
By Bythorsbeard
A Food that grows in the ground and has more uses than any other edible object!
Want some mashed potatos,fried potatos, potato soup, potato salad, or perhaps youd like some potato caserole or how about some potato...
By Spoonermosimousis
Silencer for a handgun.
"You think you a killer but we gon just pay 'em a visit Put the potato in the barrel so nobody hear it" G-Unit, Gangsta Shit
By Italianplaya
The best food ever, it grows underground and in dark, dank places. Can be cooked in millions of thousnads of ways. The ultimate ruler of the galaxy. The potatoes simply rule all. Potato is also a general word for mostly anything. Adjetive, verb, noun, compliment, insult, swear word...
"We're having potatoes for dinner!"the food "Well, potato you, asshole!"insult "Wow, this movie is incredibly potatoey!" compliment
By insanekaos
Definition 1: A potato is a starchy vegetable high in carbohydrates which can be either boiled, mashed or used to compliment a meal Definition 2: The code word used for initiate a gang rape session.
Definition 1: Mum: Cooking dinner Son: Can I have an extra potato? Definition 2: Person 1: POTATO on Zac!!! Zac: Oh no
By thebigpenis42069