What's on your mug?

He is a dickhead

That kid is such a douche canoe

By nursekelly528

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

By Blackhawks39

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

By txdollface

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

By Mcmaster carr

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

By Dadof3girls