What's on your mug?

Just two glands that contain fat and a lot of problems

Boobs give me back aches

By Urbandha

the most wonderful thing in the world loacated on a womens chest they make great pillows are fun to suck on and are so irisistable. but because there so iresistable women can use them to there advantage by geting what ever they want.

ex #1: guy: wow look at the sise of those boobs guy#2: love to get a faceful of them. ex#2 girl: can u buy me those shews i really wanted? guy: no way to expensive! girl: ( flashes boobs ) guy: ok!

By booblover524

The big mounds sticking out of a womans chest. Used for breast feeding and better sex.

Yo did you hear that Big Black Jack just squeezed Sheryl's boobs right off?

By Big Black Jack

A great excuse for a pillow

Hey babe, Im kinda sleepy, let me borrow them boobs.

By Swarmed

The things women use to attract the wrong kind of attention and then get mad at guys when they get exactly what they set out for.

Sue was out clubbing with the girls wearing the tightest, lowest, tank top she could find. Then she complained after that all the guys there were animals because all they did was stare at her boobs.

By Halie_B