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Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater. Some accurate comparisons for his look are: -Naked mole-rat -Chicken little -Nerdy spongebob -Lionel Messigician Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle. Hello, you look like a Badger. Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger. Moumen looks like a Badger.

By number1badgerfan

Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.

What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom? A badger!

By Fatkid_13

Someone who’s a game ropey bastard.

Person 1: Did you hear Jacob popped a couple of garrys then pissed on a 50 year olds mouth Person 2: the kids a badger

By CraigDackAttack

Pool shot. Not one bank. Not two banks. But THREE banks!

No way, you didn’t call that badger, you flukie bastard you.

By TheOLBarefootTom

A hairy gay man of medium stature. Bigger the an otter, but smaller then a bear. Think otter but with more muscle and fat.

Pedro is not skinny enough to be an otter. He’s more of a badger

By Mcpickles-deluxe