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The Act of Spooning, then Porking.

My night of spooning with my girlfriend got better when she got frisky and we porked. We sporked.

By SumDum21

a implement used in the consumption of food. It is a piece of cutlery combining elements of Both spoon and fork. Creating something that can be used to eat both Pasta and soup.

" Dude, these noodles are too runny for my fork!" " Then use a Spork..........Tool"

By Lewie D

n. a combined spoon & fork.

Can you please pass me the spork?

By karroll

Spotted Pork

Beyond Spam, there's the madness of the meat-like product that is Spork.

By Samuel Griffon

Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.

Yoda - Strong within you the spork is! Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit. Yoda - mmmm

By (pro'n Cass-I)