What's on your mug?

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

By Sexiest_guy_ever

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed? Person B: yeah why? Person A:Here’s my number

By Floda reltih

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here? Girl 2: Reed for sure.

By spidertard

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here? Girl 2: Reed for sure. ---------------------------------------------------- Girl 1: You dated Reed? Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

By spidertard

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding. to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral). to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there" Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going" (Works for both definitions)

By read_a_book