The great state that ended up being the play toy of the fucking idiots of MTV and the Jersey Shore. A show that has no point to exist and should be thrown off air immediately and no I'm not from joisey.
Hey where you from. New Jersey Oh youz from Joizey No, I'm from New Jersey. You need special ed-classes.
By A Rebel
A state that happens to be across the river from New York City. It catches a lot of shit for this unavoidable accident of geography. If Iowa was across the river from New York City, we'd all be watching "Iowa Shore" right now and making fun of the guidos. In spite of this situation, my unscientific assessment of the asshole population in New Jersey is that the ratio of assholes to regular folks actually places "Jersey" among the more decent of the of American states, ranking somewhere between Tennessee and Colorado, whereas if you gleaned your perception of New Jersey from our popular culture, you might think it was a place as asshole-ridden as Massachusetts or Florida. Overall, a great place to be from. It is affluent, highly-educated, and densely populated but down-to-earth and diverse. The best ethnic food is in New Jersey. Every celebrity you can think of is from New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen wrote a lot of songs about getting the fuck out of New Jersey, but continues to represent by living there, so recognize.
-Where are you from? -New Jersey
By Jim Florio
The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams. A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something
1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey. 2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
By Hoot Jackson
The state containing the number one town to live in in the USA. (Moorestown, New Jersey) The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North. NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies.
Person One: I'm from New Jersey! Person Two: Ew. Person One: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.
By sexyrex
The best state in the nation. A place where the people are real and lively. I live out here temporarily in fucking Minnesota, where I met people from all over the country, and let me tell you, they are some of the dumbest, coldest, boring, assholes you could ever meet. Not nearly as arrogant as most New Yorkers or stupid as Philadelphians, but dumb none the less. NJ is a place with a beach that bennies and shoobies occupy every year, yet they know how to make fun of our state. If it was so bad, then let those Philly people play with the liberty bell and pick corn with the Amish, and those New Yorkers help mug the muggers. NJ is the only place you can go out, and meet women who are actually beautiful and not simple. So I say fuck the rest and lets enjoy our Jersey! TR in the house Baby!
Women may not be easy in NJ but when you get them, its sweeter! Her in Minnesota, women are easy, and all have babies by 17. No fun!
By Mikey Mike of NJ