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Karen's are addicting. They drive u crazy in love and have you obsessively slander her name because they don't entertain you. You won't stand her authenticity and inner light in a world of haters and fakes. Karen will shine her beautiful light too bright down on the piece of hateful turd you are. She is POWERFUL. Don't overdose on Karen. Karen is the beautiful flame a miserable moth can't stay away from. A Karen will make all mentally ill menses want to hide like pussycats with no balls behind a screen. Karen's will make you waste your life force and time trolling her name all while she eats and sleep good.

I can't stand how Karen gives no f*cks about me. I am mad mad, plies mad!

By iamhater06

The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem shell definatly find a way around it

Man have you seen karen i wish i could have her on my lap

By CrazyNinjaBoiiiii

A Karen is a gorgeous, smart, funny, and a loyal, nice friend. She will always be there for you and make time for you even if she doesn’t have the time. The thing about Karen though is that she has the lowest self-esteem and so many insecurities. They think that they are ugly, stupid, and not worth much. But everyone around Karen knows that she is literally stunning and that her insecurities aren’t justified. That she is a literal genius who should be the editor of a really good newspaper. That she has the best sense of humor and can always make anyone laugh. That she has the best taste in food and bubble tea. That she has the CUTEST sense of style. If anyone isn’t friends with a Karen, they are missing out on soo much. Everyone should have a Karen in their life and if they don’t, their life probably sucks. There are people who have ditched Karens as a friend and they regretted it so much and they became friends with a Karen again. Everyone should aspire to be like Karen. She can do anything and she needs to know that she is amazing. If you see a Karen, take the chance to get to know her and tell her she is astounding and breathtaking, because Karens are the best people you’re going to meet.

Guy 1: Who’s that cute girl over there? She seems pretty cool. Guy 2: Ooh that’s a Karen. Trust me it’s so worth it to be friends with Karens. Guy 1: Why? Guy 2: They are extremely nice, REALLY smart, and are lying if they say they aren’t gorgeous. Guy 1: Cool! I wish I was a Karen :(

By bubbletealover

A meme that was popularized in late 2019/early 2020. Karen is a nickname for any middle aged white woman, generally age 34-49, who acts entitled to employees at any business she goes to. Uses a snarky, standoffish tone of voice, freaks out at any minor inconvenience she faces, and frequently asks to speak to the manager of said business. Is usually slightly overweight, blonde hairstyle, bangs in front, short in the back. Usually has young children and a husband who probably wishes he hadn’t fucked her. Is generally a Trump supporter, anti-masks in public (will freak out and ask for manager if told to wear one), and anti-vaxxer.

Guy 1: That white bitch freaking out at the Dunkin cashier, claiming her coffee is too dark, is a total Karen. Guy 2: Absolutely, and now she’s yelling at him to get the manager...

By Otto the indie fag

Middle aged white female who could not have conceivably been a child. She was instead generated by an algorithm to come and fuck with society. Her three kids are very important to her so she's locked them in a time loop. They are always 5, 8 and 11 years old. She speaks on behalf of the neighbourhood even if it's not hers, takes offence against people using 'her' sidewalk, says it's wasting public resources. Always stands up for other people but only if they're white and speak English. She is a master of all crafts despite her pea sized intellect. Managers fear her because she cannot be reasoned with. America depends on Karen. Karen-ing or being Karen signify a similar behaviour.

'OK, Karen!' 'She went all Karen on me' 'Go off Karen!' 'Can I speak to the manager? - Are you pulling a Karen on me?'

By lobalator