What's on your mug?

Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...

If you think he's bad, take a look at the VICE-GOOBER!

By ChampsElysees

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

By Pski

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;

A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...

By Armijo

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

By BR545

1) chocolate cover pnuts 2) a big ol booger hangin outcha nose 3) someone being a tard; bein dorky on purpose 4) same as number 3, but NOT being done on purpose 5) a lil wee-wee

1- Hey girl, hand me one of them goobers before the movie starts 2- Woah buddy, getchu a kleenex, you gotta big ol goober 3- Omylanta, you are such a goober! 4- Omylanta, ugh, he is such a goober... 5- When my cousin was little, so was his goober.

By Eatin gooberpeas! (It'sa song-- no definition for gooberpeas y'all!)