What's on your mug?

1. The armpit of the Milky Way galaxy. A rather mediocre but entertaining "uncivilisation" where actual civilisations around the universe come and plant tiny, nanoscopic video cameras in the crevices of buildings so they can laugh their alien asses off at those primitive, unhappy but wacky humans killing and hurting each other for little slips of green paper. The ratings are through the roof in Alpha Centauri, where the box set "America vs. Iraq: The Complete Collection" is a bestseller. 2. Either that or...Hell.

1. Andromedan: Earth sucks my peenie. 2. Guy 1: Go to Hell. Guy 2: We're already here, asshole.

By Andrew B

God's left nut.

By Christopher LaRock

Mostly Stupid Mostly Ocean Mostly Harmless E A R T H -Spock

Stupid = The Life on it --us humans anyway Ocean = BIG FAT AND BLUE Harmless = The Earth is this to other civilizations out there. *see The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*

By Spock-

A place full of people who think that their planet is a sack of shit and feel the need to constantly be pussies and insult it. Once a hundred of these people meet on the internets, and piss off the Christians, god will descend from on high, deliver and almighty Deity-bitch-smack, and a kick in the balls/punch in the ovaries, then return to heaven.

So said the idiots: "Earth is a sack of shit." And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch. And god did say to the doubters: "Let this be a lesson to thee." And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say: "Punk-ass bitches."

By Trek

A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why. *cough, cough, humans, cough* See man, are we screwed, if it exists.

Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.

By Jonah Rowley