Pretty much the best thing ever (No offense to dog people.). Cats are the best time-killer. ( If your into watching random videos on youtube.) They also are the best thing to scream at some random person if your feeling raged.
Gamer: "What a f*ck, I killed that mother f*cker! Innocent bystander: "Chill, bro. Gamer: "CATS!!!!!!!!!!
By Kats4Life
Old School Slang: A person (i.e., cool people). Similar to the more modern “dawgs”
“Those cats are really diggin’ this groove.”
By ArtEmotivism
Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.
Preacher: Name something evil in the world. Child: Cats....
By I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp
Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.
Girl: So do you like dogs? Guy: Yes. Girl: Rabbits? Guy: Yes. Girl: Mice? Guy: Yes. Girl: Rats? Guy: Yes. Girl: Monkeys? Guy: Yes. Girl: Pandas? Guy: Yes. Girl: Cats? Guy: Fuck no! This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.
By The only name not in use
Cats are adorable cuddly creatures
Omg look at that adorable cats
By Bellacat