What's on your mug?

The mountains found in heaven

He: Where are you? Me: Hiking He: Where? Me: Ask your girlfriend to look down at her boobs.

By Sir Robert Adams

1. Nice squishy things.

I like squeezing boobs.

By Guiisawesome

A lesbians birthday present!

Person 1: Hey! I got you a present, Person 2: What is it? Person 1: boobs! Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*

By MegaHighSchoolLevelGay

1. The holy mounds of pliable flesh situated on a woman's chest. 2. The greatest fucking play toy ever!

1. May I play with your boobs? 2. HOLY SHIT! TITTIES!!!!

By BoobNomNom

The focus of a man's (or lesbian/Bi female's) attention when speaking to a female. A group or department of people working together who collectively have less intelligence then that which would be considered normal or average.

Bob stared at Jillians' ample boobs for the duration of their conversation and Jillians' sly smile led him to believe she enjoyed the attention Bob gave her boobs. The human resources department is full of boobs, having lost my paperwork 3 times.

By thatguy011071