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Ari

A stupid bitch who likes to whore around and steal boyfriends. Claims to be your friend, but is actually a major hoe. Also claims to be in fake situations like getting pregnant by never having sex. An Ari will cry over anything and everything. Ari’s like to cause drama because they need drama to live their life. Without drama, they are insignificant and have nothing to live for. An Ari is a bible whore. They claim to save sex for marriage, but go around getting fucked like the whore they really are. An ari is also a hater. They are the most irrelevant human beings in the world. So avoid them as much as possible, or else they’ll drag you into their toxicness.

Example #1: Ari: i don’t want to have sex. I’m an angel made for god. Stick it in my ass instead. *5 months later* *fucks a guy* I’m an angel! Example #2: Bitch #1: You’re a hoe! Bitch #2: Well you’re an Ari! Bitch #1: wtf is an ari? Bitch #2: a hater aka you!

By howtobeabitch101

Ari

Ari, or more commonly known as gayboi, is an insult to to the human race. His natural habitat is his parents regrets. Ari is known for his love of cock and gay furry hentai. If you know an Ari you are extremely lucky because, while standing next to him, you look like a greek god of hotness. If your parents get mad at you for failing at something you can compare yourself to Ari and your parents will instantly praise you. The only thing smaller than his brain is his penis. Ari looks like a marshmellow with acne. Ari is a great man. His love of beasteality is almost as great as his love of his fathers cock.

Is that man having sex with a marshmellow? Oh wait, thats just Ari. “Ari put it in”-His Father “It is already in”-Ari

By Autosboi147

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