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Reality

If you think you have a [solid] [grasp] on it; you haven't thought about it [enough]. Just ask a Dr.

Iam "Reality is disturbing man..." Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a [church] (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is [hardcore]! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!" Iam "Stop...." Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you [don]'t have to take the apology but holy [crap] man I [don]'t want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you." Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount [time] reading any of this." Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd [like] my stuff though, please." Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a [normal] existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."

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Reality

A system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.

Hym "If religion is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.... And it was created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And reality is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws... That would suggest that reality was also created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And humans can't create reality... But reality exists.... And the very concept of 'causality' requires it's existence to have a cause... Then that would mean...."

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