your a stoner if you no how to eat ramen noodles without cooking it. you open the package then take the seasoning and spread across block of noodles and then give it a tap on the back and the crunch and munch.
wow your such a stoner you know how to eat noodles without cooking it.
By stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69
a being who partakes in one of the simplest pleasures in life; marijuana. even when the rest of the human population looks down upon this lifestyle stoners remain happy and peaceful. all stoners hate the mo' fuggin po po, da fuzz, po-lice Rules Of The Sacred Rotation: 1. The rotation must be decided before the first hit is taken. 2. Provider of the Ganj smokes green. 3. Provider of the piece (if other than provider of weed) smokes second. 4. Lighters are passed between smokers no matter what. 5. Nobody is skipped. 6. Nobody takes double hits except the provider, and if this happens to occur it is looked down upon, but acceptable. 7. Provider decides when to end the rotation.
Mary was a stoner because maryjane™ was her myspace name.
By LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA
Stoners are the exact opposite of contrary belief. Considered to be different than potheads, stoners are more willing to apply themselves into life, they also have a stronger sense of the ability to learn. Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice. Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person. Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them. This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better. But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong. *Just in case you didn't pick it up, That means smoking weed. : )
-Hey man, what you up to? + Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy. -Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance. + But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks! -Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work. (Three Weeks Later) -I should have listened to his idea....
By RonnieH
Someone who enjoys smoking the herb. Always friendly, usually down with helping out others, always down with helping someone out for their first time. Sometimes a mooch, but if they smoked you out, then damn, its just right for you to buy them a bag of doritios and a coke! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A POTHEAD... since potheads= brag too god damn much about how much weed they smoke; while with stoners, everybody just knows how much they smoked.
friends: Hey girl, I heard you just made a run... Me: hell yeah man, lets go. (30 minutes later) Me: NEED DRINK NOW.... oh hey! look at the leaves DANCE! friends: ahahahaha. you're such a fucking stoner. NOT pot head: dude! I just got a fat sack and I got it for only 10 bucks me: let me see. (shows) me: dude, this is fucking schwag! ew. pot head: uhhhh...what?
By smokethattumbleweed
Stoners are people who inject stones into their bodies instead of vaccines because of the NaTuRaL mInErAlS
“my friend Sierra is a stoner, and thinks that smashing a baby with rocks is better than medicine”
By HumanBeing583829