What's on your mug?

A man who gets literally zero bitches!

You wouldn’t want to be named Reed, he gets no pussy!

By Maverckk

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed! Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

By Mailliman

Reed is always a dumb-fuck who thinks he can do anything, and that he's the best person ever

Reed said that he was going to Join the NFL then run for office. Fucken Reed

By T-Nippes25

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

By Leibnizian cosmological

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.

Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed reed: well too bad ur ugly asf

By GIANTBLACK COCK MAN