What's on your mug?

The best topping on a pizza.

Customer: Can I have the best topping on my pizza? Pizza guy: You mean pineapples? Customer: Hell yeah!

By Meheheh

said when one answers the phone mid-sexual activity, signals the person calling to call back in an hour.

Son of a bitch, Mike went to his girlfriend's house so when i called to find out where he was, he pineapple'd me

By The Reverend Sychnine Twitch

1) Any antipersonnel fragmentation grenade, but most commonly the antipersonnel fragmentation hand grenade (so called because the grooves on the metal casing are reminiscent of the skin of a pineapple) 2) To kill someone or destroy something with an AP frag grenade. Related terms include frag (to kill/destroy, usually with an explosive device of some kind) and ghost (to kill in general).

1) Nod Rifleman: ENGAGING GDI FORCES! GDI Grenadier: Eat pineapple, Nod boy! *primes and throws hand grenade* 2) Looks like Captain Parker pineappled those SAM sites.

By Macavity

Spongebob's house under the sea

WHO LIVES IN THE PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

By N00B007

n. Someone who behaves with hateful intention; ridiculously inadequate or unwilling.

A coworker was mad I finished early so he created more side work for me to do...what a pineapple! This pineapple is driving 60 mph in the left hand of the freeway...he must know since 5 cars have gone around him.

By Athinaki