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Birth place of WC Fields,which he hated.

"All in all I would rather be in Philadelphia" -- from WC Fields tombstone

By Andy MacFadyen

A city that is cursed and will never win anything. How does one football team make it to the conference finals three years in a row. How do they flyers lose to the lightning. And worst of all how does smarty jones go Undeafted The hole year and loses his last race

Philadelphia is cursed

By Wiggy

Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)

Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down. Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia. Chris: What would a city do for my crackers? Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here. Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.

By pbear21

Philadelphia is a dump. The people are douchebags and no one in the city knows how to drive a car at all. There is garbage everywhere and ANYWHERE in the city I go I gotta watch my back for fear of getting mugged. There is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the disgusting locals. And all those places above dubya said are originally from New Jersey, Except Yuengling, and Rita's blows anyway. You might as well yat an ice cude died with food coloring. Its a dump like I said.

Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Jersey.

By Brian

A word that is said when a guardian or parent comes into the room. This is said so that any conversations present could be now "g-rated" to adapt to the new person in the room.

Oh what a fine ass that Nicole girl has! Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my- (parent walks in) "Philadelphia!" - my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!

By Andrij