What's on your mug?

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

By Snuugle

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are

The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.

By MushroomOmnomnom

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister

Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.

By Snarky

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

By LDE but Urban

Lettuce

Lettuce

By DieselDeletus