What's on your mug?

a massive dick; a big asshole

k1234567890y accused his co-worker of being sinister and bitesome as a cobra and kept talking shits about him out of nothing? what a fucking douchebag k1234567890y is!

By it is not your business

The epidemy of a car salesman who comes in and acts like he knows everything, is quick to judge everyone and find a million negative things to say about them let alone talk down to them like they are stupid when he himself thinks that he is better than everyone because he has an I phone. He has to one up anything anyone says and is hated by everyone yet is still convinced that he is The coolest person on earth.

My guest service manager is a douchebag

By ladydevil

A person who acts with complete and utter disregard for anyone besides themselves and is only working towards their own gain.

Thomas Edison was a quintessential douchebag.

By Paikaia

A term used to describe a specific type of obnoxious, overtly aggressive, insecure, homophobic, or otherwise undesirable young white male, often from the Northeastern or Middle Atlantic region of the United States. This individual is often characterized by one or more of the following traits: Ed Hardy t-shirts, excessively gelled hair, gold chains, barbed wire tattoos enveloping steroid-enhanced biceps, track suits.

Last week at the Shore, I nearly passed out from the suffocating cloud of cologne emanating from this annoying mass of high-fiving douchebags.

By ewk1138

One who feels the need to over-editorialize in their Urban Dictionary submissions.

A hypothetical douchebag's Urban Dictionary Submission on "marijuana." Notice that only the first sentence is a definition: Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!

By TobyTheRobot