A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons. —————— Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid. Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
By Yeetboi360noscop
Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!! Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*
a cook, usually from portugal
matthew is a cook from portugal......I think
By IGV
A happy stoner
M: “hey is that Matthew?” A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”
By mic.writes
Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH
his instagram is @mkloecknerjr Matthew likes to be himself
By kalmista