What's on your mug?

a good looking guy with blue eyes

for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan

By kissmybigfatass

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew. Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

By MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex

Sexy fuckboy you will learn to love and hate

Yo look at Matthew!

By Dripdrip.

a really cute boy with cute southern voice. he is very sweet and any girl would be lucky to have him. dont fuck up a friendship or relationship cuz they are very hard to get back. he is a daddys boy and loves sports like football and base ball. he always wears a hat but always remembers to take it off when at the dinner table or when praying. he has dirty blonde hair that you wish you could run your hands through.

is that matthew yes! isnt he so cute i know, i wish i didnt mess up our friendship

By lyndaaa:)

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.

Random girl: Can you help me with a math question? Matthew: Of course

By dountshopbitch67