What's on your mug?

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

By Finalpoet

A sadistic magician that only knows one trick, how to make money disappear.

Did you see that politician’s act. He was like, “Watch as I make your money disappear!”

By XvX-TaKi-XvX

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them.

By Solid Mantis

A bunch of fugly old white guys that are scared of vaginas, gays, transgender people, and POC.

"Wow, that politician has not said one truthful thing this entire interview."

By Dikrat Jones

A type of liar. Full of promises that they don't often deliver on.

The politician said when elected that there would not be any capital gains tax implemented during the current term. Six months later then announces that a capital gains tax is to be bought in.

By Keeping It Smooth And Flexible