What more people misunderstand than understand, fight over than not, strive for than not, create division than unite.
matt: but i read that god is this way and you are wrong sharon: and god is this way and everyone else is wrong wiseman: neither of you understands both books
By ffddeerrrg
Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.
By Eddy
(noun) An imaginary friend for grown ups; commonly touted as being a supreme being responsible for the creation and continued maintenance of the universe. The identity and characteristics ascribed to God vary according to established doctrine and religious alignment. Most religious groups, however, agree that God hates gay people and frowns on the consumption of products containing pork. In a bizarre twist of fate God demands the faith of followers without the burden of evidence - however, this demand could not have been put forward without direct evidence that God exists (i.e. God must exist in order to issue commands to his followers).
Don't spank that monkey Billy, God is watching.
By superm0nkey
Q; Why is the sky blue? A; Ask Google Q; Why do my farts smell like cheese? A; Ask Google Q; What is the definition of Slizzard? A; Ash Google, and it will send you to Urban Dictionary Q; Why ask Google? A; Because Google knows all, therefore, is God
By AnimeAsh2006
God depends on your view of things. It could be the almighty all-in-one awesome dude. It could be 1000's of different people for every little thing. It could just be the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky (which I personaly belive in). Or (if your athiest) it could be nothing, your god could be money, Pokemanz, Urban Dictionary, ect.
1. Look! It's god coming down from heaven! 2. My village mainly worships the sun god, Apollo, who do you worship? 3. HOLY **** IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! *bows* 4. *Hugs money* Your all I'll ever need besides my anal vibrator...
By TehFlyingSpaghettiMonstz0rOLOL