A short little man who lives in his mom's basement that pretends he's a well-respected world renowned sports writer, when in fact - he's just a douche who thinks too highly of himself. Suffers from little-man syndrome.
James Rowe is a fucking asshat
By douchebagmcgee69
One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.
I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat
By GrandCentralLaughter
A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.
Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.
By NateJ3000
Asshat English: Somebody who tries to use Google or Google Maps in 1942.
Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean". Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about? Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.* Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car? Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map! Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take! Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat! Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!
By idkijustlikejojo
When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.
Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.
By Brother Muslimhood