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A Hoilday were people shove shit in there mouth

Thanksgiving is very fun to play with friends

By Dubiks

400 years ago today those bloodthirsty cannibal red men burst from the tree line to attack our beloved new England Patriots. Thank baby jesus that George Washington was there with his ar15 Vulcan cannon and his weaponized smallpox/anthrax hybrid vail to fight them off. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to celebrate White Privilege Friday (the day following)

I look forward to the White Privilege Friday Deals almost more than theThanksgiving feast; almost.

By Silver Hammer

Some holiday celebrated by Americans that the rest of the world has to suffer through, mostly through the online community.

American: I'm so fat from Thanksgiving Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you

By rahrah1989

The day Christopher Columbus discovered turkeys.

(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving! Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys? Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.

By coolkid4evr

The worst day to be alive. 2 day long chicken/ turkey and 2 days at home! If you hate your life eat the turkeys To Get FOOD POISONING .

Thanksgiving is a holiday

By Chrisdoesshit