Table
a place to sit
"Don't sit on the floor, sit on the table!!!!"
By cacahuete06
What's on your mug?
Table
An object Amount of money (millions)
Get on the table I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go
By Koreey☠️🤙
table
A British person. A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3) Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1: Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation* Quimbly: "what made you this way?" Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British* -A Little Sketchy Episode 12 EXAMPLE 2: British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er? American: "What a table!" EXAMPLE 3: British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets" American: "are those table foods?"
By ThePlaidLad
TABLE
A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function
"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"
By Capycinno
TABLE
An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.
Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!" Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
By Capycinno