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Soy boy

A useless, attention addict, male that loves Nintendo products. Someone who uses attention as his dopamine. Someone who is gay, liberal, pussy or alt-righter. Consumes soy milk. A virgin, and a person who has an urgency to fuck a dude. A type of person that defends Nintendo games and wants attention from Alpha Males, but does not manifest it. Soy boys are usually in groups of other soy boys, and just listen to other soy boys. A useless male who needs Nintendo products, and wants attention.

Normal person: The new Smash Bros Trailer looks awful! Soy Boy: Shut up, you don't know what you are talking about, NINTENDO 4 LIFE!

By FkSoyBoys

Soy boy

A pale, spectacle wearing, dead-eyed husk of a man with the body of a pre-pubescent boy. Can be be found on Twitter, orbiting obese feminists with daddy issues, defending their honour and proclaiming their feminist credentials , all while succumbing to the Dunning-Kruger effect while waging their online war against differing opinion in the vain belief that Twitter, and by extension themselves, are politically relevant to wider society. Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs, sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on. The soy boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style. As a precaution, most parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.

Horatio; get that weirdo away from the school gates! Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another greasy soy boy at war with his own existence.

By Klaatu's Nikto

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