Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people. Except for the children. In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked. I’m from Melbourne btw.
Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!! Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
By Chris Wilder
Melbourne is the fag capital of Australia.
(first cunt) "you been to melbourne before" (second cunt) "nah that's the fag capital of Australia, only poofters live there"
By ice age 4
The best fucking city you will ever go to
I love Melbourne and Sydney can die in a hole!
By Definitely a human(lizard)
town that is little and pretty
man Melbourne is such a beautiful little town
By han bells
The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.
Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers? Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
By GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT