The word 'Matthew' is used to discibe someone with a huge cock, we're taking massive here, not a 'healthy size', but fucking huge.'
Girl: "Wooo, either that guy has something rather large in his pocket, or he is a Matthew!"
By gleeisforpussys
the guy thats extremely cute and has many friends. the one that youll fall in love with and the one thatll break your heart into a million pieces. often lies alot without others knowing. always have your love but will also have your hate as well.
matthew is the love of my life
By brokenhearted and lovin it
A goated ass cousin and brother he can have sex with any female his age and is fucking smart and makes that good money for life
Damn I wish Matthew was my cousin he be fuckin with all the ladies
By LMCOYFAD
A guy who will only drink tea on his own terms; who will wait until tea has been made and drunk by others before making himself a brew.
Friendly person: Hey Chuck, do you want some of this fresh delicious tea I've made? Chuck: Nah, I'm gona do a Matthew. When it's stewed and cold I'll make my own.
By jambon
An absolute gem and someone worth talking to. He is absolutely beyond the realm of perfection and just drop dead gorgeous. Never fails to make you happy and just make your day. Everybody deserves a Matthew in their life because he is such a gentleman and someone worth cherishing. Had a bad day? Talk to Matt because, he'll make it all better. He deserves someone amazing and no-one can ever compete with him because he is an absolutely amazing human being! I'm lost for words because Matt is just asdfghjkl perfect and nice and deserves the absolute best in life.
I hope I meet a Matt someday because I'm sure he'd be one of those people who'd never leave me even in my darkest times. Matt, I've never met you but, already you've had such an impact on my life, you have no idea the effect of simply talking to you has had on me. It's pulled me out of a dark dark hole and I can never even thank you enough for that! You're amazing and Ily Matthew <3 :)
By nanananananananabatmaaaaaaaaan