What's on your mug?

A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.

I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo

By roses&blood

Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.

This lettuce is as good as your ass.

By Ewilly

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground." "That was probably a LETTUCE."

By bmv/one

Lettuce, you eat it, you eat it with food and in salad. it is very tasty, very good.

Hey what do you want in your subway sandwich? Lettuce.

By LunarDev

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

By mY dONkeY iS cOoL