What's on your mug?

A fucking autistic beaver

Person 1: have you seen Glenn? Person 2: Yeah he’s a fucking autistic beaver

By Seth McDowell

behaving as a result of being obsessed with (usually) a former lover. From the 1987 movie "Fatal Attraction" starring Glenn Close.

"Don't glenn on him, Marsha! Move on!"

By Rodger Lennon

An extremely sexy dude who pulls all the girls. He has a future playing in the NFL, MLB, NBA, and UFC. He will also end up saving the world from an apocalypse and be loved forever by all people. He also immediately becomes good at things when they are introduced to him. Glenn puts forth more effort than anybody on the planet. The only person to ever exist who is better than him is Jesus.

Glenn is the sexiest dude ever.

By BigSexyToes

Dude who makes the absolute BEST burgers.

Have you had this burger? The one Glenn made? It's AMAZING

A name for a man who has his own buttermilk chicken burger from wetherspoons and has a false tooth

"I'll have MY buttermilk chicken burger" said the Glenn

By Joepenis