The act of having sex while being stoned and high. Derived from the fact that Edward Cullen looks like, and probably is, stoned. Did I mention he also looks like a toad?
Girl: "My boyfriend and I had an Edward Cullen last night!" Fangirl: "OMG *SCREAMZ* Girl: "..."
By twilight_schmilight
A 108 year old vampire that is frozen in time in a seventeen year old body and mind(besides the fact he is oh so super smart). The love interest of Bella Swan and they eventually get married and have a hybrid. He has a lot of fan girls, a lot of haters, and a lot of neutrals. He is too over protective, he watched Bella in her sleep before they actually met(who does that?!). Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?
Girl:"O-M-G Edward Cullen is so smexy!" guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?" girl:"Yup!" <3 Direct quote from book: "And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"
By Anonymous Autumn Breeze
Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.
Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!" Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
By Aunty Pebblz
A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices. Evidence: Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old Pretends to be high school student Watches said manly girl in their sleep Is gay, VERY gay
Edward Cullen *watching Bella sleep* "I'm a creepy pedophile"
By fruit-loops
ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious. Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life. I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol. Why would he???? Get a life people
Edward Cullen = Stupid 14 year old girls retarted
By Edward Cullen gay