Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina. Canoe: Small boat. Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe! Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
By Amroc
Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts
Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!
By mcsdarts
SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT
DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA
By MR GIGGLES654
An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.
1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night. Shannon: What a douche canoe! 2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.
By Thomanthan Bosley
The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
By AntiEverythingFC