What's on your mug?

Fucking demons from Hell. They are sent down to earth to make Humans love them, but then eat them when the humans sleep. But some are sent down from the Gods that save all humans from depression.

Annie: I need some cats Zoe: There's some in a nearby shelter Annie: OK! *annie goes to pet shelter* Annie: I'd like that black one! Pet Shelter PErson: That one comes with a terrible price!! Annie: 7000 dollars? Oh who cares I need one! Pet Shelter: No, he was sent form Satan- Annie: Bye! *gives penny* *LATAER THE CAT EATS ANNIE

By SketchyOtakuLol

retarded crack dealers that think they're cool

look at those retarded cats

By weaboo

An evil, fuzzy, cute creature that plots to kill everyday.

PERSON 1: AWW YOUR CATS ARE SO CUTE!! PERSON 2: YEAH BUT I'M SURE THAT HES TRYING KILL ME...

By fizzykat007

Catch A Thick Shit

Give me a few minutes, I need to cats.

By Stan Singh

balls of fur with KNIVES ON THERE FEET AND HAVE NO MERCY that have the cutest faces

oh look at that demon spawn! oh you mean that cat? yeah! i love cats

By drizzle wolf