What's on your mug?

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

By murdur1

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

By tittylover

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

By best definitions ever

The best things on earth.

I wish I had my own portable boobs that I could keep in my pants

By AndrePaul

a hell, heaven, savour, assassin, answer and attraction. all of these words have been used to describe the very interesting thing (or rather things) on a woman's chest. they come in all shapes and sizes, none better than the last, but the most preferable are the 'melons' which are the most attractive and the key to a wonderful sex. very useful for flirting, and a nice addition to a date invitation.

Lexi: hey Dan, do you want to go to the dance with me? Dan: no thx Lexi: maybe this will sway you... *unbuttons shirt and shows boobs* Dan: sure, I would love to go! when can you do?

By REB7293_2223hfje