What's on your mug?

a little jew that doesnt have a dad, he had multiple dads 32 infact 👊

"man thats nigger is a matthew"

By Kai breadly

a kid that doesn’t understand how to be in a social relationship with a girl and cannot begin to comprehend the aftermath of being broken up with her, and tries relentlessly to try to stay in her life and to get back with said girl. he shall also make the life of the girl very difficult at times. if he is to be reckoned with, you best start to dissociate yourself from. be caution with a man named matthew, they’re dangerous in social outings. they cause problems

girl : “oh damn it, he’s talking abou tme again, he gives me a headache.” friend : “is it matthew?” girl : “i hate that you know that”

By whitiesgottapay

To be a buttface.

“You’re being such a Matthew John!” Sheila yelled at him.

By Person with face features

Biggest faggot, Anyone with this name is 100% a little pussy ass bitch that was summoned by satan out of his moms ass that likes dick in his ass every since his father fucked him with a 2x4 board in his ass.

the kid that talks to his poket dick is so weird. “Thats just Matthew”

By BurnerBae

Matthew, is term for a hypocritical cunt who won't shut up about his superior circumcised penis and edgy girls even though his girlfriend is edgy

Person A- Man Noi is awesome Person B- Yeah he totally isn't a Matthew

By Poopy_Butthole