What's on your mug?

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!

1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker! 2) How big of a wanker are you?

By ChildishCheetah

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

By Muppetguy123

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

By FELLOW NIGGER COON

A man jerking his erect penis

Oi you wanker

By Uranium 420

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day. Person:Who gives a shit. Me:You fucking wanker

By stonks meme money nd more chic